The Alfredo

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The act of rubbing out the first load out while one self is still Flaccid,Soft,Limp, and or like a wet noodle.

after school one day. Doug got home and couldnt wait to masturbate, and that he did, didnt even wait to get an errection. He finished, and to his suprise he even ejaculated. From then on out he refered to this act as The Alfredo, AKA. The Fredo.

The Alfredo by The Original Rotten January 21, 2011

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Alfredo the bitch

Alfredo is that one bitch that steals your hot Cheetos. He also is a vsco boy so he advertises saving the turtles

Alfredo the bitch is coming! Hide yo hot Cheetos!

Alfredo the bitch by Toothbrush beech October 17, 2019

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Alfred The Mankiller

In a distopian future; Captain ALM grows bored of hacking computers and breaking mainframes... he requires something more. Something... better. Alfred developed a love for snapping human spines after his first victim, Henry Ozolins.

Obviously he requires a new name. He becomes Alfred The Mankiller.

This interpretation of the Captain is a brutal killing machine who knows no fear.

Henry Ozolins: Holy shit it’s Alfred The Mankiller!

Alfred The Mankiller: There seems to be a break - (snaps Ozolins neck) - in the mainframe

Alfred The Mankiller by Grant Hansen July 1, 2018

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Alfred The Dead Kid

Also known as "Brendan Forester" he used to have a channel with over 70 subscribers called "alfred the dead kid" but deleted it due to tons of toxic stuff happening there and drama.

Alfred the dead kid had a girlfriend who cheated on him which hurt him, thats one reason he quit youtube,he has yet to date another girl and says "he will never date again because he doesn't want to go through that again"

Alfred The Dead Kid by Pastelowouwu July 2, 2020

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Alfred the elf king

A joke nickname for a girl or boy named Avery. Comes from Avery meaning elf king, and an alternate version of the name Alfred

“Hi Alfred the elf king. Did you do good on your English quiz?”

Alfred the elf king by hubsta April 7, 2022

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Alfred the Great

A godly human being (most likely a man) that has more than W rizz. He always has a girlfriend that is called Eva. This type of male species is world class at football and is almost extinct like water in Africa.

My best friend is Alfred The Great

Alfred the Great by QuandaleDequavion6th January 11, 2023

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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