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A Joshua Webster is a guy who dates year 2s in year 6 and likes to sit on benches inside the under 5s park.
There is a Joshua Webster staring at the nursery
by QuandaleDequavion6th January 14, 2023
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A godly human being (most likely a man) that has more than W rizz. He always has a girlfriend that is called Eva. This type of male species is world class at football and is almost extinct like water in Africa.
by QuandaleDequavion6th January 11, 2023
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A god like Latino with 0 rizz. He often chats girls up on an app called "Wizz" but still cannot pull the ladies. He hangs out with a group of gals, but cannot pull one.
That man is a JXV for sure!
by QuandaleDequavion6th January 11, 2023
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