Thawt

A dignified thot worth your time. They have a brain.

Did you see that thawt?

by CtrlAltDe1icious May 28, 2019

Thawt

The first thing you can think clearly about after a brain-freeze, caused by drinking a milkshake too fast.

Friend: You alright bro?
Me: Yeah, just had my first thawt in 30 seconds though.

by Edweirdo February 28, 2024

You Thawt

When someone says something that they seem sure of, but you know they are wrong.

Guy 1: Oh i'm uh do a fatality on dat ass.
Guy 2: You thawt.

by Wrinkless Penis May 21, 2011

FUCK THAT DEAD PIG

A exclamation of contempt when a police officer is killed in the line of duty. You usually say this when your trying to piss off the stereotypical condolence giving family friends and supporters of the deceased cop.

Thomas: So sad man, I saw on the news a cop I went to the academy with was shot in the back of the head. He died on transport to the hospital.

Blair Regan: FUCK THAT DEAD PIG!!!!!!!!! IM GLAD THAT PERPETRATOR MURDERED HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by 11penny June 28, 2021

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

Bruno Powroznik's proudest work

Bruno Powroznik: OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE

VIBRATORS

DILDOS

PENS

PENCILS

COINS

PEBBLES

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

FISHING ROD HANDLE

UMBRELLA HANDLE

TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

FINGERS

SMALL GLASS JAR

TEST TUBE

SCREWDRIVER HANDLE

STIFF COCKS

CIGAR

BANANA

by Nutz666 November 8, 2019

That'll Show Them

Sarcastic phrase the receiver of a threat says when someone threatens to do something whereby their threats are deemed to be better off for the receiver of the threat.

Muslims: We muslims will boycott Europe if you do not comply with Sharia law!

Receiver: Yeah, that'll show them!

Woman: We will strip naked to protest the patriarchy!

Men: Yeah that'll show them!

by Jeronleow May 29, 2018

Only I get that joke

The definitive statement that proves anything you say is an inside joke. Best used when everybody gets the joke or when the statement is in no way a joke.

"True Detective!? More like false detective... Only I get that joke."

by DirtyCa$h13 May 9, 2014