A exclamation of contempt when a police officer is killed in the line of duty. You usually say this when your trying to piss off the stereotypical condolence giving family friends and supporters of the deceased cop.
Thomas: So sad man, I saw on the news a cop I went to the academy with was shot in the back of the head. He died on transport to the hospital.
Blair Regan: FUCK THAT DEAD PIG!!!!!!!!! IM GLAD THAT PERPETRATOR MURDERED HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarcasticphrase the receiver of a threat says when someone threatens to do something whereby their threats are deemed to be better off for the receiver of the threat.
Muslims: We muslims will boycott Europe if you do not comply with Sharia law!
The definitive statement that proves anything you say is an inside joke. Best used when everybody gets the joke or when the statement is in no way a joke.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.