Thatching 

The sexual practice of wearing a fake moustache woven from public hair

The knitting circle were mightily impressed when Tarquin appeared sporting an elgegent new thatching.

Thatching by gavelburglar July 23, 2015

Thatching 

(th-ahh-tch)

The act of being felched/munted/sexually pleased by a barn animal

Thatch as in thatch roofing out of hay

I love thatching with the pigs and horses

Thatching by Mythyk April 25, 2024

thatching [thatch] 

thatched roof n : a house roof made with a plant material (as straw)
thatch n.
Plant stalks or foliage, such as reeds or palm fronds, used for roofing.
Something, such as a thick growth of hair on the head, that resembles thatch.
Dead turf, as on a lawn.
thatched, (To cover with thatch) thatching, thatches thatcher n. 
Middle English thacche, alteration (influenced by thecchen, thacchen, to thatch, from Old English theccan, to cover.  thaec, thatch), or thak from Old English thæc (Still sometimes used in the U.K. midlands as ‘thaker’ to describe a thatcher) the word is common to many Teutonic languages in the sense of " roof," " cover "; cf. Du. dak, Ger. dach; from Du. dekken comes " [deck"; the Indo-European root is stag, whence Gr. ffreyos, roof, Lat. tegere, to cover; the French equivalent to thatch is chaume - couverture en chaume literally cover in stubble.

Thatch
The material employed for roofs in the place of tiles, slates or shingles it consists of many different plant materials readily available in the part of the world suitable material is available, of which usually several layers are required, typically in the U.K. to the depth of from 12 to 14 in from www.thatch.org

thatching [thatch] by Leo Wood February 21, 2004

thatching [thatch] 

The act OF covering oneself into ones own excrement during sexual activity. Produces appetising treat on for later and on intoxicating whiff.

He enjoyed thatching himself, because it larva his partner cum more more harder.

thatching [thatch] by Random November 14, 2003

Teaching Crabs How To Read 

Verb,

1. The action of teaching crabs how to read

2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,

Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.

Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.

The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.

Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.

Billy got burned at the stake for heresy!
I heard he was teaching crabs how to read!

Teaching Crabs How To Read by Lanse Grimez January 31, 2022

Hatching 

when the boys get drunk enough New Years they agree take turns fucking the local whore in the same bath water

We are Hatching this shawty

Hatching by Garfy13 February 5, 2021

Twatchling 

Infant version of a bitch twat hybrid.

Why does that fucking cunt have to be such a twatchling?

Twatchling by Mine 88 May 2, 2010