“Hey! Did you see that new Théostar video?”
“It’s been so long…”
“What?”
“It’s been years ever since he made a video, are you sure that’s not a lie?”
“No? Check for yourself.”
“*checks* OH MY GOD *faints*”
“Oh, okay.”
Person who rejects facts and science for what they believe their religion has told them. A person so retarded by religion that they believe God told them something.
That theotard, Mike Pence, believes women are unclean and incapable of making decisions for themselves.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought homealot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.