Theotard 

Person who rejects facts and science for what they believe their religion has told them. A person so retarded by religion that they believe God told them something.

That theotard, Mike Pence, believes women are unclean and incapable of making decisions for themselves.

Theotard by Mikepence December 28, 2016

theatard 

A person whose entire universe exists only within the walls of a performing arts center. They do not trouble themselves to establish outside friendships/relationships. Their friends are only other theatards; and they only interact during performing arts activities. All conversation and jokes made by a theatard will reference only past performances, quotes from various films, scripts, and popular music. They often break out into torch songs from popular musicals they wish they could star in. A theatard always thinks s/he is "better" at everything, and that all other performers don't know what they're doing. Delusions of grandeur are often observed in a theatard's behaviour.

"What's up with that Keith guy? Everything he says references some other play. I can't even ask him how he's doing; every time I do, he sings something from RENT."

"Yeah, he seems really disappointed he can't play Cosette. Does he have a 9-5 job or anything?"

"Oh, him? He's just a theatard."

"Oh! That explains a lot."

theatard by Aloysia April 26, 2013

Thotard 

1(Female- Somebody who thinks there self rightful, you worship them as a got even though there trailer park trash and are only related to you because there dating someone for money. Avoid these people at all cost. And here is a quote from one "Im too tired to make you kids dinner so split this peanut butter sandwich"

That thotard refuses to let me inside the house during a thunderstorm.

Thotard by Ya_Boi_Dayton August 20, 2018