To get stabbed, specifically by a store owner over questionable allegations of shoplifting. Named for Taseer Zarka, AKA Taz a Raleigh business over who stabbed a customer to death over shoplifting allegations.

"Ronnie's in the hospital with stab wounds."
"Oh no, did that crazy convenience store clerk stab him?"
"Yeah, he totally got tazzed by that dude."

Tazzed by Mrminibagel May 19, 2023

Related Words

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Tazzed

When the CHAVROS wanna get rotten on a malt

Look how lully that bird is. She’d get tazzed

Tazzed by El Tazzo July 8, 2022

tazzed out

to be drunk, high, or just wild...

we were in the club tazzed out last night.

that drink had me tazzed out

tazzed out by yea 101 May 12, 2010

tazzed out

Adjective used to describe a person (or location filled with people) who are on the taz.

That pride party was totally tazzed out, girl!

His santorum tasted like it was totally tazzed out, girl!

I can't believe that guy you hooked up with last night was so tazzed out, girl!

tazzed out by Yours is a ho June 26, 2006

Razza-Tazzed

1. to defeat someone in a complex, confusing manner, usually by a large margin.
2.To be under the unfluence of controlled substances and/or alcohol.

"Dude he got razza-tazzed from that 151 at that halloween party. He hooked up with that weird fat chick dressed as a soccer player that was poking him with the glowstick all night"

"I just got so razza-tazzed by Lenard on Super Smash Brothers for Gamecube. He is unstoppable with Captain Falcon. FALCON PUUUNNNNNNNCH!"

Razza-Tazzed by kitchenstadium November 8, 2007

tazzers

Tazzers is a word that a small group of Scotsmen started shouting one day while playing Car Soccer. It's kind of like most things that one shouts during a particularly intense round of sports: born from intense excitement, only making sense in that one thrilling moment. Combined with Scottish brogue, and that deepset Scottish appreciation for the thrill of soccer, and it's especially esoteric.

Scotsman 1: *does an impression of an Englishman with a deep appreciation for celestial bodies, distracting him from his goalkeeping duties*

Scotsman 2: BEN! GIT TAE FECK!

Scotsman 3: Oh, Tazzers!

tazzers by DorianCairne October 21, 2019

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026