Texterciser
A person who monopolizes a gym machine texting or exercising their fingers rather than physically exercising.
Texterciser by Pacergirl August 1, 2019
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textercising
I was on the treadmill textercising yesterday because i was bored with just running.
"running is so boring" "have you tried textercising?, its great , you can text and run at the same time !"
"running is so boring" "have you tried textercising?, its great , you can text and run at the same time !"
textercising by raymaas February 17, 2010
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Textercising
Textercising by < Miss.La > September 23, 2010
textercize
1. claiming text messaging to be a form of activity.
2. seeing how successful a relationship might be by first excessively text messaging
2. seeing how successful a relationship might be by first excessively text messaging
1. Mom: Sawyer will you move around and do something!
Sawyer: But Mom! I'm textercizing.
2. So How's it going with Linda?
Eh, we textercize our relationship at this point.
Sawyer: But Mom! I'm textercizing.
2. So How's it going with Linda?
Eh, we textercize our relationship at this point.
textercize by Sawyer May 3, 2006
Textercise
The act of loosening the muscles in your fingers by texting until satisfactory. Usually when your hands fall asleep, are very numb, or cramped.
You would expect texting would increase the discomfort in your fingers, but is likely to help.
You would expect texting would increase the discomfort in your fingers, but is likely to help.
Sonic: After I played in the snow and my fingers got all numb I had to textercise them back to normal
Tails: Why didn't you just play video games?
Sonic: Because your fingers never leave the buttons...
Tails: Why didn't you just play video games?
Sonic: Because your fingers never leave the buttons...
Textercise by ErikaBaby February 5, 2009
textercising
The act of texting while exercising. Usually done while sitting on exercise equipment at the gym. Textercising works out mainly the thumb muscles.
You (at the gym, trying to work out at a machine occupied by a texterciser): Are you using this machine or are you just textercising?
textercising by markspark January 8, 2014
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