Textican

Somebody who communicates entirely by text message.

Ever since Josh got that new phone, he never calls anyone; he justs texts! Damn Textican!

by WilliamFancyson March 20, 2009

Textican Standoff

This is when two parties (most often a couple) find themselves in a heightened state of readiness whereby both eagerly await a text message from one another while each is simultaneously unwilling to send one. Often, the first to cave is perceived as being a weak, ineffectual, or submissive.

bystander one:
wow, have they been like this all day?

bystander two:
Yes, each of them is poised to hit send...but...well, you know...

bystander one:
Sí, Sí. They've got themselves a Textican Standoff.

by Saint Scams January 1, 2009

Textican Standoff

When two people who hook up text back and forth trying to get the other person to invite them over.

Me and my fuck buddy got into a textican standoff that went on too long and then she said she was too tired to hook up.

by nat100 November 1, 2010

texticating

having sex through text messages

I ran out of minutes so i had to try texticating with my girlfriend instead of having our nightly phone sex.

by Aaron Montgomery October 9, 2008

texticals

Texticals are text induced testicals.

ie. 8====D
the 8 in this case is the texticals.

*Guy: 8====D
*Girl: I hope that isn't to scale.
*Guy: It is hard to make big texticals.

by Caleb the Textical Guru July 21, 2010

Texican

This is easy for anyone with a basic knowledge of history. A Texican, or a Texian, were both mid-19th century words for American colonists to Texas.

In contrast, a Tejano was a Texan of Mexican origin. Simple as that. All this other nonsense posted here is just that.

Texicans and Tejanos alike rebelled against the Mexican Government

by pjnevada August 23, 2011

textical

as getting a text while your phone is on your testicals

i just got a textical

by TJ and Jake williams May 16, 2010