textical

as getting a text while your phone is on your testicals

i just got a textical

by TJ and Jake williams May 16, 2010

Textical

A person who can’t go five minutes without texting

Stop texting your such a textical!

by TECKA May 17, 2020

Textical

When you don't have the balls to send a text to someone for something so things gets on the technical side.

Testicle + Text + Technical = Textical.

I'm done being textical I'm gonna ask her for that homework assignment.

I'll ask Gwen out to a movie someday but I am having textical issues at the moment.

by FredoFettuccine August 8, 2017

Textical

A group of people texting but in reality it's just someone miss pronouncing

the word tentacles XDDD

"That boss has alot of text tex tex.. Textical"

by Dwayne the 👻 Johnson March 12, 2021

testicalls

Yelling any testicle-related words over the telephone, or across long distances. Testicle-related words include, but are not limited to: testicles, balls, nuts, and mansauce activators.

(from across the field) "Hey Johnny!"
"What?"
"BALLSSSSSS!"

While birds perfect birdcalls, young boys often hone their testicalls.

by The Horned Water September 11, 2006

Testicality

When one or both of your testicals suffer a serious trauma.

I suffered a testicality when a soccer ball hit me right in the balls.

by cjl77 August 28, 2021

texticles

Noun, referring to the presence or absence of balls needed to text a girl.

Lance: Man, I really want to text Vanessa but I'm kind of scared.
Blake: Come on, dude, grow some texticles.

by chickenstryps June 18, 2009