texticals

Texticals are text induced testicals.

ie. 8====D
the 8 in this case is the texticals.

*Guy: 8====D
*Girl: I hope that isn't to scale.
*Guy: It is hard to make big texticals.

by Caleb the Textical Guru July 21, 2010

texticals

A set of text messages with no purpose other than to amuse or create new texts.

I got a mad set of texticals from my buddy!

by GusJoe February 5, 2010

texticals

The faux testicals of someone who acts tough over text messages, but is actually sweet as pie over the phone or in person. They say things they would NEVER say using their voice, but have no problem saying over text messages.

Via text
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Textical: "Dude you're a total bitch and you know that I could kick your ass any day of the week"
Guy: "Ooooh look at the texticals on you!"

Via phone
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Textical: "Dude, I really don't like the way you treated me the other day and I would appreciate it if you could stop"
Guy: "What happened to all that shit you were talking via text? Where are your texticals now?"

by Nexiusus June 3, 2010

texticals

The suggested size of someone's penis, usually mentioned in IMs.

"lol, he's such a dork, but he's got huge texticals"

by t0xxic September 18, 2007

testicalls

Yelling any testicle-related words over the telephone, or across long distances. Testicle-related words include, but are not limited to: testicles, balls, nuts, and mansauce activators.

(from across the field) "Hey Johnny!"
"What?"
"BALLSSSSSS!"

While birds perfect birdcalls, young boys often hone their testicalls.

by The Horned Water September 11, 2006

Testicality

When one or both of your testicals suffer a serious trauma.

I suffered a testicality when a soccer ball hit me right in the balls.

by cjl77 August 28, 2021

texticles

Noun, referring to the presence or absence of balls needed to text a girl.

Lance: Man, I really want to text Vanessa but I'm kind of scared.
Blake: Come on, dude, grow some texticles.

by chickenstryps June 18, 2009