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Textibels 

The texting equivalent of the use of decibels.
When someone gets "loud" in a text message or chat you reply with:

"Hey, you better check your textibels!"
Textibels by psufreak October 6, 2009
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texticles 

Noun, referring to the presence or absence of balls needed to text a girl.
Lance: Man, I really want to text Vanessa but I'm kind of scared.
Blake: Come on, dude, grow some texticles.
texticles by chickenstryps June 18, 2009
besties (best friends) who send each other an obscene amount of text messages and quite possibly communicate more often via text than in person or over the phone
Scott and I are texties, so we can talk about our friends while they're in the same room without them ever knowing!
Texties by moumou July 7, 2009

texticals 

Texticals are text induced testicals.

ie. 8====D
the 8 in this case is the texticals.
*Guy: 8====D
*Girl: I hope that isn't to scale.
*Guy: It is hard to make big texticals.

textible 

1. adj. able to be texted.

2. adj. able to text or be texted with.
1. Dude, she wants to know if I'll go to a movie with her. But she's not textible up here in the mountains!

2. Yeah, I can makes calls on my phone, but it's not textible.
textible by kadatz May 19, 2010

texticles 

What some folk have that makes them think they can talk big to others from behind a keyboard on their faggoty little iPhone.

Typically found on internet forums, where the above dwell like light-hating troglodytes waiting to spring upon and shred anything regardless of its validity or reason.
New guy to game: I have a question about this quest objective, I can't seem to unlock it.

D00d with texticles: lololol L2P newb! Don't make come over and fuck you in the ear!!!!11!!1

NGTG: Really? I just asked a simple question, that's not necessary.

D00D: GFYS!!1 Go DIAF nub! I'll come to your work and piss on your desk and rape your cat!11!!! LAWLZ!!!!11!

Other guy in forum: Ignore him, new guy, he found an exploit and has been griefing everyone. I think his texticles just dropped the ther day and he thinks he's hot shit.

D00D: muthafucka i am 6'10 320 pouns jujitzu and mooey tie 8 dan streetfighter i will pwn u irl an u lucky i canno leave the st8 becuz im on paroll for killing tre fools that talk shit to me.
texticles by Letsbreakit August 4, 2009

textiles 

common name for the clothing 'locked'! i.e.-those who COULD NOT, and/or WOULD NOT; EVER 'bare their treasures' on the nude beach!!

he/she TERRIFIED of bare skin!!
the textiles were HORRIFIED! when the streaker ran across the baseball field.

judy was thrilled to leave the world of the textiles, during her first time on the nude beach!!

john had flesh colored swim trunks, complete with a hose, sack, and hairy triangle!, that TERRIFIED!! those on the textile beach!!
textiles by michael foolsley October 30, 2011
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High School Liquid 

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