Texten 

Short, loves to watch cows eat, and can't get rid of his mullet.

"Hi I'm Texten" - Texten
"Shut the frick up short as midget" - Harold
"I like cow" - Texten

Texten by Texten August 23, 2021

texten driver 

a dumbass person who texts and drives and is likely one day to hit and kill a person/people while texting, people who text and drive are better off being drunk casue at least there will be watching the road

Officer: what caused you to go off the road and run your car into a park killing 10 people

Driver: i was texting :(

Officer: Damn texten drivers

texten driver by Mr.Ham July 6, 2010

Texterity 

The ability to nimbly use the keys for texting; phone prowess for the digital age.

After fumbling with the cell phone for several minutes, my daughter took it away from me, quickly sent the message and told me, "Dad, you have no texterity!"

Texterity by Barky von Schnauser April 17, 2008

dry texter 

Someone who can't keep a conversation going through text messaging. Texts boring things and phrases such as "K", "Cool", "What's Up", "Nothing Much", and "Hbu". Is awkward, even through the phone.

He was such a dry texter on instagram direct message last night.

dry texter by Kionow January 14, 2015

dry texting 

1 when one isn't in the mood to text but does anyway.
sending one or two word replys.

ok, sure, yeah, yah, mmhm, lol, dry texting

dry texting by annoyed texter December 30, 2010

potato texter 

A co-worker too lazy to get up and walk 200 feet to deliver a message to you.

Instead they send your phone a text message and expect a confirmation it was received.

Receiver of the text :
As they roll backwards 5 feet into the hall and shout. "Bill, you lazy Potato texter I got the message."

Bill: Sends another message that reads "K".

potato texter by selvol July 31, 2010

Dry Texting 

Dry texting is when someone texts you with little to no words and sends about one or two replies. They usually get on your nerves to the point where you want to smash your phone.

Examples of Dry Texting is

“Lmao”
“Lol”

“Haha”

Dry Texting by livingexampleofdyslexia April 1, 2020