Mr.Ham's definitions

iphone bitch

the only member of a group who has an iphone and thus everyone asked this person to look up movie times or scores of games etc.

Hey iphone bitch what time does that movie start

by Mr.Ham September 25, 2009

Poop Dementia

a type of dementia that occurs when one holds a poop in for too long and develops a very shitty attitude

Bus Driver- "everyone shit out your Taco Bell now we have an 8 hour bus ride ahead of us and i dont want anyone developing poop dementia on my bus"

by Mr.Ham November 25, 2010

CWK

a males checklist before he goes anywhere

Cellphone, Wallet, Keys

CWK, ok im ready for pussy tonight!

by Mr.Ham December 1, 2010

texten driver

a dumbass person who texts and drives and is likely one day to hit and kill a person/people while texting, people who text and drive are better off being drunk casue at least there will be watching the road

Officer: what caused you to go off the road and run your car into a park killing 10 people

Driver: i was texting :(

Officer: Damn texten drivers

by Mr.Ham July 6, 2010

drink drilling

The act of moving your straw up and down in hopes of finding some lost beverage buried within the ice

I thought I had some mountain dew left so I decided to start drink drilling, after 3 hours I decided to give up

by Mr.Ham March 23, 2011

wall tag

when you write on some ones facebook wall and they reply while your still on facebook so you reply back and forth until there is nothing left to say

i couldnt get off facebook last night i kept getting wall taged

by Mr.Ham May 5, 2010

Sevens

a term used when your with you friends and you want to save you seat when you get up

Seven is refering to the seven minutes you have to reclaim your seat

"Im getting up to get a beer, Sevens!"

by Mr.Ham May 2, 2010