Definitions by Mr.Ham
drink drilling
The act of moving your straw up and down in hopes of finding some lost beverage buried within the ice
I thought I had some mountain dew left so I decided to start drink drilling, after 3 hours I decided to give up
drink drilling by Mr.Ham March 23, 2011
Poop Dementia
a type of dementia that occurs when one holds a poop in for too long and develops a very shitty attitude
Bus Driver- "everyone shit out your Taco Bell now we have an 8 hour bus ride ahead of us and i dont want anyone developing poop dementia on my bus"
Poop Dementia by Mr.Ham November 25, 2010
iPhone withdraw
cases occur when an iPhone is lost stolen or broken
most cases last about a week because a replacement is always gotten
most cases last about a week because a replacement is always gotten
1. "Why does Bill looks like he's about to die?"
2. "O he's going threw iPhone withdraw because he had an iPhone for 2 years but dropped it in his deep fryer 2 hours ago, it will be a least a day before he gets a knew one"
1. "omg that poor soul"
2. "O he's going threw iPhone withdraw because he had an iPhone for 2 years but dropped it in his deep fryer 2 hours ago, it will be a least a day before he gets a knew one"
1. "omg that poor soul"
iPhone withdraw by Mr.Ham July 20, 2010
texten driver
a dumbass person who texts and drives and is likely one day to hit and kill a person/people while texting, people who text and drive are better off being drunk casue at least there will be watching the road
Officer: what caused you to go off the road and run your car into a park killing 10 people
Driver: i was texting :(
Officer: Damn texten drivers
Driver: i was texting :(
Officer: Damn texten drivers
texten driver by Mr.Ham July 6, 2010
wall tag
when you write on some ones facebook wall and they reply while your still on facebook so you reply back and forth until there is nothing left to say
Sevens
a term used when your with you friends and you want to save you seat when you get up
Seven is refering to the seven minutes you have to reclaim your seat
Seven is refering to the seven minutes you have to reclaim your seat