TEXT-BOOK
TEXT-BOOK by hlpjris2cool May 18, 2009
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Text-book
When someone sends you a long, more than 2 page, text message telling you a story. Could easily be told by calling the listener, but is rather told by sending a long text message.
Erin sent me a text-book about how she hooked up with some guy. It took longer to receive the message than it did to read it.
Text-book by NotoriousCCM February 24, 2010
text book
Text book
Most obnoxiously and overly weighted book on earth. Used to make students stressed and tired. Causes brain cancer.
Text book by LordBobiscuis October 8, 2014
History Text Book
History Text Book by Jamal Walker September 18, 2003
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