6 definitions by LordBobiscuis
Most obnoxiously and overly weighted book on earth. Used to make students stressed and tired. Causes brain cancer.
by LordBobiscuis October 6, 2014
When you listen to your friends tell a story full of lies. You know they are all lies, but you don't say anything because you don't want to interrupt.
"So, I went back in time and ate some dinosaur barbecue ribs and played basketball with some cave men!"
"What a lentence!"
"Uh-huh. Yeah. Great."
"Then we ate dragon scales!!!!"
"What a lentence!"
"Uh-huh. Yeah. Great."
"Then we ate dragon scales!!!!"
by LordBobiscuis January 20, 2015
A tool to torture kids mentally and physically. Most useless thing to learn. Has no use at all even though teachers say it does. Can be replaced with logic class if teachers want us to learn about reasoning and proof. Not even math. Only way for a homeless guy to get a job. Almost 99% of homeless people in the world are Geometry experts because they have no dignity learning geometry.
Start of school*
Hey kids welcome to geometry!
Me: Why do we learn geometry?
Teacher: because it teaches us to think before we believe something!
Me: then what is all the math for?
Teacher: some questions can't be answered.
me: and what is the reason for that?
teacher: STFU
Me: *whispers* stupid geometry and teachers.
Hey kids welcome to geometry!
Me: Why do we learn geometry?
Teacher: because it teaches us to think before we believe something!
Me: then what is all the math for?
Teacher: some questions can't be answered.
me: and what is the reason for that?
teacher: STFU
Me: *whispers* stupid geometry and teachers.
by LordBobiscuis January 22, 2016
When you go in the elevator with a stranger or your teacher, then there is that awkward moment when you both look at the floor and just stare into nothingness. And you wait. But the elevator keeps on going, you have to fart.
"How was your day son?"
"It was fine, but I had an elevator multisolo."
"Who was in the elevator?"
"The math teacher."
"It was fine, but I had an elevator multisolo."
"Who was in the elevator?"
"The math teacher."
by LordBobiscuis January 20, 2015
A really flexible, a bit too flexible, product made by idiots that just want to make an iPhone 5 look thinner.
by LordBobiscuis October 9, 2014
China man in Spanish. This is what they call Koreans, Japanese and any other Asian kid at school. A word that will tick off a mixture of races or any Asian kid. Yet, black people have freedom and are respected, why not for the Asians being jumped today?
by LordBobiscuis January 22, 2015