Text-Fucking
Text-Fucking by immature922 May 15, 2009
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Text Fucking
"Did you see that email? That girl was text fucking the shit out of you."
"Read between the lines dude, she's definitely text fucking you."
"Read between the lines dude, she's definitely text fucking you."
Text Fucking by Johnny Two Tongue July 27, 2008
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Text Fucking
A person who text messages someone non stop for a period of time to the point it becomes annoying to others around them because there phone rings with a new text message every 30 seconds.
Johns phone keeps on ringing with a new text message every so often, so Ryan asks him who he is Text Fucking.
Text Fucking by xMONOx November 18, 2006
Zoom text fucking
when you try to crack up your co worker through text while you’re both on a zoom meeting, and everyone is expected to look and actually be engaged.
Justine was zoom text fucking with me during a work meeting. She said she had to mute the mic so no one would hear her blow a hole in her bed from her fart.
Zoom text fucking by Clauris April 7, 2020
DONT FUCKING TEXT ME
DONT FUCKING TEXT ME by LàDams November 3, 2022
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