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text out 

the action of asking someone to be your boyfriend/girlfriend by texting them instead of asking in person or over the phone
"Dude i heard you're goin out with sarah. when did you ask her out?"
"Oh i texted her last night"

"Man dude you texted her out? thats lame. get some balls and ask her in person next time"
"okay fine i wont "
"its dumb to text out"
text out by I'm6'5" October 4, 2011

Time Out Text 

When you are texting somebody and you don't know what to say so you take a quick 5 minute break to walk around and think.
Emma: wanna get married???

*5 minutes later after taking a time out text*

Chris: sure how about tomarrow?
Time Out Text by KoRnMAGGOT January 31, 2010

Asking A Girl Out Over Text

Asking a girl out over text:

Hey wanna date????

No bitch you messaged me

out of con-text 

When you send someone a text, forget about it, then get their reply and have no idea what they're talking about.
Your text: What was the name of the chapter we were supposed to have read for class in the "In Search of a Yogi" book?

Text reply: The Monkeys Will Attack You.

You: WTF?!

Friend: Dude, maybe you're reading it out of con-text.
out of con-text by kadatz May 18, 2010
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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