Texas turnaround

Texas turnaround is when a redneck, 'Publican, "Trump" follower type, marries, fucks, or has babies with a Mexican, or Mexican American.

Ya know, Jeb ain't from Texas, but he sure did take a Texas turnaround when married his wife.

Texas turnaround by realtxes November 1, 2015

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the texas turnaround

When you are banging a girl or guy from behind then they turnaround and you ejaculate in their nose holes and then you turnaround and fart in her face

She was very religious until I gave her the Texas turnaround and now she is a gas station bathroom attendant

the texas turnaround by Balza beefcake June 26, 2017

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The Texas turnaround

The act where a male eats a hot dog while in engaging in sex in the doggy position while the female rubs mustard at the males dick

Jimmy I totally did the texas turnaround on Jessica last night

The Texas turnaround by The texas turn laptop May 12, 2022

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texas turn-around

AKA "texas turn." When one realizes he or she is driving in the opposite direction he or she wants to go and makes an illegal U-turn right in the middle of the street.

Despite the name, "texas turn-arounds" are illegal in Texas.

texas turn-around by texas turn November 5, 2007

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Texas Turn-Around

When your drunk and taking a shit and have to turn around and puke in the toilet

Dude, I was going to "upper deck" but ended up in a Texas Turn-Around.

Texas Turn-Around by LoserLeave September 29, 2020

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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