Texas taper

Splooge into a sleeping chick's open mouth the immediately slapping a piece of duct tape across her mouth waking her up

Larry gave Beth the ol texas taper last night.

by Larry dickerton April 29, 2023

Texas Taper

When you insert a pair of wireless clippers inside a girls vagina and give yourself a haircut.

Boy: I need a haircut but I'm horny too.

Girl: Let me give you that Texas Taper.

by TresLC October 4, 2016

Texastater

When your partner lies facedown on the bed With their ass in the air and you fill your hand with bacon bits form a fist, cover said wrist in ranch dressing and bbq sauce and slide it inside their Anus.

Baby girl roll over and let daddy give you Texastater

by Bone75 June 29, 2021