Texas bowl

A bowl of high quality weed packed exceptionally well and full, sometimes fitting up to 1.5g of chronic in a single bowl.

"Damn dude did you pack this bowl?"
"Yeah bro, there's about 1.3 in there."
"Shit, I didn't know we'd be smoking a Texas bowl. We're gonna be fucked up."
"Hell yeah, everything's bigger in Texas bro."

by Danklord2007 June 10, 2013

Texas Bowl Swirler

Quite simply, a gigantic crap that swirls along the whole bowl afteer being flushed.

Eric ended up releasing a Texas Bowl Swirler after an out of control evening at the Golden Corral

by primerx1 October 21, 2009

Texas bowl wrapper

An extremely long turd.It's long enough to wrap around the entire bowl and the finishing end sticks out of the water..

Eric had to drop off a deuce and when he lifted the toilet lid,someone already left a Texas bowl wrapper in the toilet.

by reysegotfingered February 22, 2015

texas chili bowl

It involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus.

Trent gave billy a texas chili bowl.

by Jack Duke November 10, 2004

texas chilly bowl

you take a phone and lube it with hot sauce and stick it some ones ass.

Hunter likes to get the texas chilly bowl.

by Doug December 1, 2004

Texas Chili Bowl Massacre

all that is known about the texas chili bowl massacre is that it involves a telephone, hot sauce, the anus, masks, a carrot peeler, an eggbeater, a hatewhisk, an ice cream scoop, 4 parrots, the frozen corpse of buddy holly, a spatula, satan's ladle, 48 chopsticks, an inhaler, and a VERY slutty turtle.

Lexi: Dude, i was at blockbuster last night, and i thought i rented the texas chainsaw massacre, but i actually rented the texas chili bowl massacre. that was some hella fucked up shit right thurrr.

by TheSluttyTurtle October 13, 2010

Texas Dust Bowl

The act of inserting one's penis into another man's anus while wearing a dry, expired condom and using no extra lubricant. Results in severe rectal chafing and in some cases, bloody stool.

Met this guy at a club last night and he gave me the best Texas Dust Bowl of my life. I just can't sit down.

by TexasDustBowl2 January 8, 2014