Saucy Rooster

While masterbating standing up,you pull your weiner down and behind the cheeks like you're flossing your ass.Then you unload on her face,you flap your wings and crow like a rooster!!

While jerking off,kevin stood on top of his girl friend erica and gave her a saucy rooster.

by reysegotfingered January 05, 2015

Texas bowl wrapper

An extremely long turd.It's long enough to wrap around the entire bowl and the finishing end sticks out of the water..

Eric had to drop off a deuce and when he lifted the toilet lid,someone already left a Texas bowl wrapper in the toilet.

by reysegotfingered February 22, 2015

Chonk

A custom slice of a pure 1000 oz silver comex bar to satisfy the appetites of wallstreet silver apes!!!

I just recieved my Chonk of silver from Jake at bisonbullion and man is she shiny!!

by reysegotfingered July 02, 2021

Liawatha

When a democrat state senator of Massachusetts lies about being a native american for monetary gains and political advancement.

Looks like old Liawatha herself wants to run for the presidency in 2020.

by reysegotfingered April 02, 2017

Troy Pound

Just add up the total troy ounces of precious and divide by 16 to get your overall Troy Pounds.

Most people brag about their ounces of gold and silver.I just figure it in Troy Pounds.

by reysegotfingered July 05, 2021