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Texas Twinkie

When two +300 lbs Caucasian men engage in sexual intercourse then proceed to climax simultaneously on to their bellies and finally bond together to form a glorious mess.
Bill: I just heard Ralph and Keith did a Texas Twinkie to one another!
Tom: I can go for a Texas Twinkie myself...
by Mercflow September 7, 2022
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Texas Twinkie

When you fry a Twinkie and masturbate with the cream.
Does it burn when you Texas Twinkie?
by Chief quief August 11, 2020
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Texas twinkie

The act of rubbing one’s penis through hot gravel and then shoving it up a woman’s asshole while ejaculating
I gave Julian a Texas Twinkie the other day.
by JuanFepe334 May 22, 2025
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