texas turn-around

AKA "texas turn." When one realizes he or she is driving in the opposite direction he or she wants to go and makes an illegal U-turn right in the middle of the street.

Despite the name, "texas turn-arounds" are illegal in Texas.

by texas turn November 5, 2007

Texas Turn-Around

When your drunk and taking a shit and have to turn around and puke in the toilet

Dude, I was going to "upper deck" but ended up in a Texas Turn-Around.

by LoserLeave September 29, 2020

Texas turnaround

Texas turnaround is when a redneck, 'Publican, "Trump" follower type, marries, fucks, or has babies with a Mexican, or Mexican American.

Ya know, Jeb ain't from Texas, but he sure did take a Texas turnaround when married his wife.

by realtxes November 1, 2015

the texas turnaround

When you are banging a girl or guy from behind then they turnaround and you ejaculate in their nose holes and then you turnaround and fart in her face

She was very religious until I gave her the Texas turnaround and now she is a gas station bathroom attendant

by Balza beefcake June 26, 2017

The Texas turnaround

The act where a male eats a hot dog while in engaging in sex in the doggy position while the female rubs mustard at the males dick

Jimmy I totally did the texas turnaround on Jessica last night

by The texas turn laptop May 12, 2022