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Texas Sack

When you’re getting butt fucked in a Texas Longhorn Kitchen, and the larger male proceeds to place his sack on the grill used to cook the steaks. Then with his seared sack, he places it in the other males mouth for the effect of having a mouthful of steak with a tangy barbecue sauce.
Greg delivered a very formittable Texas Sack to Larry last weekend. Larry was begging for another taste.
Texas Sack by B.D.B. January 1, 2019
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Texas five sack 

The lack of financial stability to purchase a full gram of marijuana. The Texas five sack.
I'll just get the Texas five sack today, money's tight.

Texassbackwards 

This is an Ass Backwards place where newly created laws are from more than a half century ago. In this place, some people are living more than a half century behind in time.
In the year 2021, in Texassbackwards it's illegal to get an abortion after 6 weeks of pregnancy. This place is so Ass Backwards in our current time, as women in every other first world nation democracy have the right to choose everything for their own bodies. Texassbackwards is a place where living laws are more than a half century behind in time! Perhaps they don't know it's 2021?
Texassbackwards by suzgirl September 12, 2021