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Texas Roady

When you receive roadhead driving to a Texas Roadhouse in Texas from a girl from Texas.
Robert: Yo Jacob how was Texas Roadhouse?
Jacob: It was great. Shannon gave me that Texas Roady!
Robert: Hell yeah!
Texas Roady by TheMenace69 January 28, 2022
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texas roadhouse 

Instead of catching am apple with her teeth, she gave me a Texas Roadhouse
texas roadhouse by Narc83 September 3, 2016

texas roadhead

The experience you get at the Texas Roadhouse... When a girl lowers her head below the dashboard and indulges on a certain shaped object. ;)
I got more than cake last night... I got some texas roadhead!
texas roadhead by blopppp May 30, 2010

Texas Roadhouse 

A chain of Texas themed steak restaurants (although it was founded in Indiana and it's currently based in Kentucky). It's known for its bread rolls and buckets of peanuts.
Texas Roadhouse is so much better than Outback Steakhouse.
Texas Roadhouse by awmm December 10, 2018

Reverse Texas Roadie 

A noun. When a morbidly obese women rides you, reverse cowboy style, while you’re driving your car.
Yo Phyllis gave me the best Reverse Texas Roadie on our drive to the city today.”

Texas Road Sign

Put hot sauce on your arm and shove it firmly into your significant others butthole
Levi and Karen did the Texas Road sign,both had a firey ass
Texas Road Sign by KEATONANDGEAR November 29, 2017

texas roadhead

The experience you get at the Texas Roadhouse... When a girl lowers her head below the dashboard and indulges on a certain shaped object. ;)
I got more than cake last night... I got some texas roadhead!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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