Texas Rattlesnake

When you bash together 2 beers and then proceed to simultaneously drink both.

My guy was drunk last night, grabbed 2 Budweisers, and did a Texas Rattlesnake.

Texas Rattlesnake by Pops the Sailor June 18, 2017

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Texas RattleSnake

When a Homo Shakes His Small Dick In His Gay Partners Mouth

Last Night Jimmy and me did the Texas RattleSnake Lastnight..it was fun till he jizzed

Texas RattleSnake by iMw2BK August 30, 2010

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Texas Rattlesnake

Taking a curly dump in a urinal. The poo must curl back on itself to resemble a coil in one solid piece.

The special Ed kid keeps leaving us Texas Rattlesnakes in the bathroom. Nobody knows when he's doing it, but I think he's makin em at night.

Texas Rattlesnake by Quad45 January 14, 2025

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the texas rattlesnake

A type of snake. And the nickname for the profession wrestler "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.

There is the wild texas rattlesnake.
Fandango just got his ass whooped by the texas rattlesnake!

the texas rattlesnake by TingleTangles June 16, 2014

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The Texas Rattlesnake

When male shakes penis back and forth while peeing with female on knees with eyes and mouth open

Kelsey was being a bad girl so I gave her The Texas Rattlesnake

The Texas Rattlesnake by 1234567dfghw January 1, 2021

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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