Texas Chillibowl

Involves Tobassco Sauce, a telephone, and the anus.

I lubbed up the phone with tobassco sauce and placed it in Jon's anus. Me and the boys call it the Texas Chillibowl! :D

by ohbaaaby2010 August 10, 2010

Texas Chilibowl

No one's quite sure what it is, but it involves Tabasco Sauce, a Telephone, and the Anus.

Trett Boyette gave the Sixth Grader a Texas Chilibowl.

by Zorgoth The Relentless November 13, 2004

Texas Chilli Bowl

It is a cruel an inexplicably twisted method of torture or violence of a sexual nature.

It is performed with the following elements:
1: Tabasco Sauce
2: Telephone
3: and..The Anus

This method is thought to have originated from Texas due to the food used.

"This man ratted out some rapist..and 3 years later he was tortured with the dreaded Texas Chilli Bowl."

by Bazwalt April 29, 2006

Texas Chilibowl

After performing a Moroccan Mudslide, the woman will stand on her head, and the man funnels his own vomit back in to the womans ass and then packs in at least an ounce of cocaine. he then snorts out some cocaine, and then calls a male midget stripper. the stripper pleases the woman with a phone covered in hot sauce, while the man sits in the corner and beats off to aniaml planet. the woman then stands up,and the remaing cocaine, vomit and hot sauce is caught dripping out of her ass in a pot. This is performed by every lunch lady at your school, and the cocaine shit hot sauce vomit semen mixture is then used in another sexual act called The Sloppy Joe.

lunchlady:i love texas chilibowls
Midget: you and your husband are fucking weird
Husband: OHHHHH GODDDD I LOVE ANIMAL PLANET

by JDubz October 23, 2006

Texas Chilibowl

Something shoved forcefully up the rectum that involves a bowl of chili, a telephone, and a hundred feet of live wire.

Doctor: Son, what the fuck is that sticking out your ass?
Patient: (in pain) a Texas Chilibowl, sir.
Doctor: (shouts) Jim, we have another one!

by Adum50 March 19, 2010

Texas Chilibowl

When one takes a diarrhea dump into another person's spread open, upwards facing, rectum. The dumper then proceeds to eat the contents out of the rectum with a spoon or spork depending on how chunky the chili was.

Guy: Baby, my love for you is like diarrhea I just can't hold it in.
Girl: Oh yeah? Then it's time for a Texas Chilibowl!

by Lester Chunks May 26, 2008

Texas Chilli Bowl

A "Texas Chilli Bowl" is when someone defecates into their partner's anus or vagina, who effectively sucks it into the orifice and holds it for as long as possible, or alternatively, lets their partner put their cock in the shit-filled orifice. Often, the person will use aides such as laxatives, enemas, or Tabasco sauce to make the consistency of their fecal matter as wet and runny as possible. Also referred to as "Scat Swapping," documented in the classic internet fetish video SWAP.avi.

"Billy sucked the wet candy out of Danielle's chocolatey Texas Chilli Bowl while it was still warm."

by Helmut Dorque October 25, 2007