tejada

going to a party and hooking up with one or more people, preferably drunk, while you are completely sober.

Sometimes the designated driver.
Guy at party: Dude look at Winnie! He's totally pulling a tejada right now.

Guy: are you pregaming tonight?
Aaron: Nope, I'm gonna try and pull a tejada tonight.
Guy: nice dude. That takes skill.
by Tdiaryofajerk October 31, 2011
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Alexander Tejada

A Hard Headed Person, Really Fucking Hot, But A Bit Of A Douche Bag.

Is A Sexy Beast Animal Thing Type Pokemon.
Alexander Tejada Is So Fucking Hott.
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by Paola Romero July 17, 2009
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Marco Tejada

The toughest fucing dude alive. A Marco is so tough, that his dick skin is harder than the worlds strongest deadlifters hands. Oh and also, hes he coolest nigga alive. A Marco Tejada can only be a Tough Fucking Faggot if he drives a Lancer. The only person coming close enough to be as tough as him is if you drive a Yukon with a flow master.
Marco Tejada is so fucking tough, I just want to gargle his balls.
by faxonlynoprinter September 02, 2018
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