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tejada

going to a party and hooking up with one or more people, preferably drunk, while you are completely sober.

Sometimes the designated driver.
Guy at party: Dude look at Winnie! He's totally pulling a tejada right now.

Guy: are you pregaming tonight?
Aaron: Nope, I'm gonna try and pull a tejada tonight.
Guy: nice dude. That takes skill.
by Tdiaryofajerk October 30, 2011
mugGet the tejadamug.

Alexander Tejada

A Hard Headed Person, Really Fucking Hot, But A Bit Of A Douche Bag.

Is A Sexy Beast Animal Thing Type Pokemon.
Alexander Tejada Is So Fucking Hott.
-Pow
by Paola Romero July 19, 2009
mugGet the Alexander Tejadamug.

Marco Tejada

The toughest fucing dude alive. A Marco is so tough, that his dick skin is harder than the worlds strongest deadlifters hands. Oh and also, hes he coolest nigga alive. A Marco Tejada can only be a Tough Fucking Faggot if he drives a Lancer. The only person coming close enough to be as tough as him is if you drive a Yukon with a flow master.
Marco Tejada is so fucking tough, I just want to gargle his balls.
by faxonlynoprinter September 2, 2018
mugGet the Marco Tejadamug.

Jeana Tejada

A girl who is really cute and slow. You'll fall in love with her and her laugh. She's so adorable and breathtaking but will cause you mental disabilities.
by xowowz October 11, 2020
mugGet the Jeana Tejadamug.

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