1. A clinging Matriarch, who has to know every goings’ on of her son or daughter, even when they have left home.
Rachel: “My Mom is driving me nuts!”
Tom: “Why’s that?”
Rachel: “I moved out 2 years ago, but she has to constantly know where I’m going, who with and for how long I’m out”.
Tom” “Bummer, girl”.
Rachel: “Yeah, she is a “Smother Mother”, for sure.
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The fear of taking school tests, especially final exams, because you always freeze up like an icicle when taking the test.
Janet: "Hey, how'd the final exam go for your Physics class?"
Kayte: "I totally choked on it."
Janet: "What happened?"
Kayte: "I get so nervous taking finals that I got a case of the Testiciles
Someone who was an idol to a particular person or a group of people at some time in their past life, but is now no longer that idol.
Marques: "Hey, do you remember John from high school?"
Jason: "You mean the guy that boned all the hot chicks his senior year? He was my idol!"
Marques: "Just found out he has been married for five years, gained 30 pounds and went bald."
Jason: "Wow. He sure became legendtary quickly".
What men usually do constantly when their wife or girlfriends are out of town for a weekend or longer. "Piddle" refers to doing menial chores or activities by themselves, followed by masturbation or "diddle", because of boredom.
Troy: "Hey man, what did you do this weekend with Liz out of town?"
Travis: "Not much, dude. I was pretty bored, so I spent most of the time cleaning the house and masturbating.
Troy: "Ah, the old piddle and diddle weekend. Sweet!"
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