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A sassy rat, who lives in the garbage chute and comes out at night ratatattatattata
Tessa Schiller was acting like a Tessel when she took a dump on Sydney Portolese's door.
Tessel by Rafikki Ratz October 13, 2011

Tasselating 

The act of rotating or swirling tassels attached to one's nipples.
The best act at the strip club was the tasselating exotic dancer.
Tasselating by Repete456 December 28, 2009

Tassel hassle 

The unnecessary obstacles that Jews will go through or put you through if they perceive the often arbitrary action to be of less cost to them.
So this whole holocaust sounds like a real tassel hassle, how much is it really gonna cost again? Do you offer a discount for the entire family? Are there any BOGO coupons? You know for my sons bar mitzvah we hired a male stripper.
Tassel hassle by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
1. Crazy/wacky/kooky

2. A hipster faggot
yooo wtf! he just killed a baby! that's so tessehe.

or

Bob: I LOOOOOVE Japanese psych-rock

Austin: No you don't you're just a tessehe and you will hate it once it gets popular, faggot.
tessehe by Alabamboo June 26, 2017

Tassel-tot 

A little beaverboy hungry for jizz.(a tassel-tot often chases it's jizz target)
The tassel-tot chased me saying "I'll kill you motherfucker!"
Tassel-tot by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

Tesmellya 

A variation of Tekillya; slang for dirty Mexican tequila.
I don't remember much after pounding that bottle of Tesmellya at Mark's going away party, but I'm pretty sure that everybody there smelled me later nonetheless.
Tesmellya by theBZNess February 13, 2013
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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