Tessel

A Tessel is a probably amazing girl. Tessel is the name of an island next to the Netherlands which means she's probably an open minded cool island-fibe-ish girl. Adore her!

She is so chill, I bet she's a Tessel.

by collioo November 1, 2015

Tessel

A sassy rat, who lives in the garbage chute and comes out at night ratatattatattata

Tessa Schiller was acting like a Tessel when she took a dump on Sydney Portolese's door.

by Rafikki Ratz October 13, 2011

Tasselating

The act of rotating or swirling tassels attached to one's nipples.

The best act at the strip club was the tasselating exotic dancer.

by Repete456 December 28, 2009

Tassel hassle

The unnecessary obstacles that Jews will go through or put you through if they perceive the often arbitrary action to be of less cost to them.

So this whole holocaust sounds like a real tassel hassle, how much is it really gonna cost again? Do you offer a discount for the entire family? Are there any BOGO coupons? You know for my sons bar mitzvah we hired a male stripper.

by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

tessehe

1. Crazy/wacky/kooky

2. A hipster faggot

yooo wtf! he just killed a baby! that's so tessehe.

or

Bob: I LOOOOOVE Japanese psych-rock

Austin: No you don't you're just a tessehe and you will hate it once it gets popular, faggot.

by Alabamboo June 26, 2017

Tassel-tot

A little beaverboy hungry for jizz.(a tassel-tot often chases it's jizz target)

The tassel-tot chased me saying "I'll kill you motherfucker!"

by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

Tesmellya

A variation of Tekillya; slang for dirty Mexican tequila.

I don't remember much after pounding that bottle of Tesmellya at Mark's going away party, but I'm pretty sure that everybody there smelled me later nonetheless.

by theBZNess February 13, 2013