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tesselaar 

The Tesselaar (surname) originated from the irish countryside circa 19th century. From Ireland, the Tesselaar family spread like wildfire in the middle of a hot african summer, to all continents of the globe. The tesselaar family name have produced strong, attractive, loyal and funny family members. Originally from an Irish heritage, a Tesselaar loves a beverage.
Frat Guy 1 - "Hey, i should challegne that funny / smart girl with a last name of tesselaar to a drinking contest"

Frat Guy 2 - "No dont be silly!, Shes a Tesselaar!!, she will drink you under he table AND is smart and funny enough to make a educate joke at your expense!"
tesselaar by beestone November 21, 2010
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tessellate 

1. To use multisyllabic words incorrectly without knowing their meaning.

2. To form into a mosaic pattern, as by using small squares of stone or glass.
After the image is acquired, the computer will automatically tessellate this area.
tessellate by Shaniqua December 9, 2004

tessellation 

a repetition of odd shapes over and over again to form a bigger world of crap
look a my tessellation
tessellation by ryan November 25, 2003

Tessellation 

The sexual act where the woman wears a strap-on and anally penetrates her male partner.
Dude, I found out Sally's into tessellation. I don't think my virgin asshole can take it.
Tessellation by Itsturtletime August 3, 2009

tessellater 

One who tessellates - makes mosaics with small pieces which may be tiles, pebbles, sand, uniform or irregular shaped materials, or virtual objects like pixels.
Early digital artists (as in computer game design) were tessellaters, working right at the pixel level, rather than drafting with vectors or painting with complex semi-transparent brushes or constructing 3D forms which are increasingly common.
tessellater by Old Game Design Pro August 11, 2010

Tacenda, spotlight, two, association, octothorpe, xertz, strangle, numinous, tessellate, acid 

If you want to freak out your friends, simply repeat this in a monotone voice!
"Hey James have you had a nice day?" "Tacenda, spotlight, two, association, octothorpe, xertz, strangle, numinous, tessellate, acid." "This is why you need mental help."

tesselate 

When you sit in a chair and the pole goes up your butt
I want to tesselate
tesselate by G-Spot1545 February 19, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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