Tesseled
Tesseled by TesseledMonkey February 23, 2017
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Tasseled
Verb:
To tassel - the act of "dropping a bomb" in a men's room with total disregard to the unfortunate souls who enter the gaseous environment created in the enclosed space.
This is typically done by older gentleman who wears dress shoes with large dangling tassels on them. The victim of the tasseling is only a witness to these dangling shoes under the wall of the restroom stall, unknowing of the foul individual creating the odor.
To tassel - the act of "dropping a bomb" in a men's room with total disregard to the unfortunate souls who enter the gaseous environment created in the enclosed space.
This is typically done by older gentleman who wears dress shoes with large dangling tassels on them. The victim of the tasseling is only a witness to these dangling shoes under the wall of the restroom stall, unknowing of the foul individual creating the odor.
Related Words
Tessemed
1) an extreme act of social activity; usually involves numerous individuals in a range of social circles
2) an extended social period with endless conversation
2) an extended social period with endless conversation
tosseled
being thrown around like there’s no goddamn tomorrow on a bus to go to the middle of nowhere to play the forgotten sport of tennis
tosseled by atlantatruths March 9, 2021
tosseled
being thrown around on a bus like there’s no goddamn tomorrow while going to the middle of nowhere to play the forgotten sport of tennis
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Shit Tasseled
When one sends a fat shit and has a hairy butt, causing the excrement particles to become stuck in the hair. If not throughly wiped, in can cause the butt flaps to become stuck together. Can be a somewhat painful ordeal.
Damn bro my butt hurts...
Why what happened?
I got shit tasseled...
Wow bro you've got to wipe better!
Why what happened?
I got shit tasseled...
Wow bro you've got to wipe better!
Shit Tasseled by KingDaddyWhack June 4, 2018
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