Tesseled 

A way to trigger a person, that does not understand what the word Tesseled means.

Wow bro, you're so tesseled!

Tesseled by TesseledMonkey February 23, 2017

Tasseled 

Verb:
To tassel - the act of "dropping a bomb" in a men's room with total disregard to the unfortunate souls who enter the gaseous environment created in the enclosed space.

This is typically done by older gentleman who wears dress shoes with large dangling tassels on them. The victim of the tasseling is only a witness to these dangling shoes under the wall of the restroom stall, unknowing of the foul individual creating the odor.

Today when using the men's room I was "tasseled".

Can also be used as a synonym for a massive screw up or oversight.

"Hey Chuck you really tasseled that report"

Tasseled by DubyaPH January 6, 2009

Tessemed 

1) an extreme act of social activity; usually involves numerous individuals in a range of social circles

2) an extended social period with endless conversation

I would’ve been here sooner, but I got tessemed by my neighbor in the driveway!

Tessemed by Sixgun81 April 18, 2021

tosseled 

being thrown around like there’s no goddamn tomorrow on a bus to go to the middle of nowhere to play the forgotten sport of tennis

she was tosseled while on her period which didn’t help

tosseled by atlantatruths March 9, 2021

tosseled 

being thrown around on a bus like there’s no goddamn tomorrow while going to the middle of nowhere to play the forgotten sport of tennis

she was tosseled while on her period which didn’t help

tosseled by atlantatruths March 9, 2021

Shit Tasseled 

When one sends a fat shit and has a hairy butt, causing the excrement particles to become stuck in the hair. If not throughly wiped, in can cause the butt flaps to become stuck together. Can be a somewhat painful ordeal.

Damn bro my butt hurts...
Why what happened?
I got shit tasseled...
Wow bro you've got to wipe better!

Shit Tasseled by KingDaddyWhack June 4, 2018