Tesseled
Tesseled by TesseledMonkey February 23, 2017
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Tasseled
Verb:
To tassel - the act of "dropping a bomb" in a men's room with total disregard to the unfortunate souls who enter the gaseous environment created in the enclosed space.
This is typically done by older gentleman who wears dress shoes with large dangling tassels on them. The victim of the tasseling is only a witness to these dangling shoes under the wall of the restroom stall, unknowing of the foul individual creating the odor.
To tassel - the act of "dropping a bomb" in a men's room with total disregard to the unfortunate souls who enter the gaseous environment created in the enclosed space.
This is typically done by older gentleman who wears dress shoes with large dangling tassels on them. The victim of the tasseling is only a witness to these dangling shoes under the wall of the restroom stall, unknowing of the foul individual creating the odor.
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Shit Tasseled
When one sends a fat shit and has a hairy butt, causing the excrement particles to become stuck in the hair. If not throughly wiped, in can cause the butt flaps to become stuck together. Can be a somewhat painful ordeal.
Damn bro my butt hurts...
Why what happened?
I got shit tasseled...
Wow bro you've got to wipe better!
Why what happened?
I got shit tasseled...
Wow bro you've got to wipe better!
Shit Tasseled by KingDaddyWhack June 4, 2018
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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