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My nickname (lolllll) bc my first name is Tess (so it makes sense) Now, seein as you searched this up, I might as well give u some actual advice u can use.
If you fall asleep now, you will dream. If you study now and work hard, you will achieve your dream.

It only takes boys 8.2 secs to fall in love, but it takes girls at least 15 mins( lmao, bc this fact is actually true AF)

There are more Lego minufigures than actual people (hahahahahaha)
99% get this question wrong.

7+7 divided by 7+7x7-7
How sad…
You only get approx 2555 days to be a teen. Around 364 of those are Saturdays so live ur life!!!

Anywayssss that’s abt it from me. I love you, the word is a better place with you in it, and I supposed you, whoever you are (do long as u don’t do illegal stuff t, do drugs, get drunk loads, or hurt others) I hope u have a bril life, and that ur crush (if you have one) likes u back and asks u out. I hope u get high grades ina lol ur tests and, most of all…I hope you’re happy and loved. Well ofc ur loved bc I love u!
Peace to the world! Luv y’all

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“Name?”
“Tess?”
“Aww, that’s sweet. Do u have any nicknames?”
“Tessla. That’s pretty much it.”
“OMFG that’s so cute, can I call u that?”
“Ofc that’s why it’s my nickname, so u can use it.”
“Tyyy girly!”
Tessla by Tessla_xtlgx_03 September 18, 2023
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Tessla is a female name which usually means beautiful, kind, hardworking, funny, playful. When you first meet them they will be intimidating. They are very smart, and good at math. Most comparable with the letters B,R,E,C and W.
Tessla is so smart she got a 100 on the science test
Tessla by Hottie!1 December 4, 2023
1. A sleeve that is placed around a penis, that makes it a bigger Dick.

2. An EV built with glue.

3. A very elaborate guillotine.
1. Wow, they must have a Tessla, they're such a huge dick.

2. Did you see all the parts falling of that Tessla, yeah they only used glue.

3. Holy Sh!t, that Tessla just drove under a semitrailer, the driver lost their head.
Tessla by Anonymous Painter March 15, 2025

Teslagating 

The act of placing your $80k status symbol in mortal jeopardy from the 1998 Honda Accord with mismatched door panel that you're following by 30 feet at 80mph in a desperate attempt to assert your superiority.
The massive pileup on 101 this morning was caused by some entrebroneur Teslagating a semi
Teslagating by Devilmollusk February 18, 2015

Texslang 

Texslang
Just where someone in Texas writes something that is spell ck to diff word and you have to decipher Texslang.
Wrote
Wow. Very interesting. So we need the same.
Meant
Wow. Very interesting. So we near the same
Texslang by Nicessy July 14, 2023
A follower of the advise, mind and values of Nikola Tesla.
Tesla stated that his purpose in life was to uplift the condition of humanity.

ex. Glenn Jessome was a Teslarian.
Teslarian by GlennyJ November 6, 2013
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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