Tescimole

A reference for a tesco's worker who is either a mole for another company or has a mole on his penis.

"Oh my mate Joe is a tescimole,'
'What'
'He works at tesco's and has a mole on his cock'
'That is funny!!'

by THE DOF April 26, 2013

Testimoney

n. 1. money given to a paid actor or actress for a court case (or the media run-up to a court case) who upon taking the money, simultaneously or subsequently or concurrently takes on the assigned, paid-for, and scripted role provided to the actor or actress, for whatever ultimate purpose the payee has in mind.

2. A freudian slip by Team Treyvon

Corey B. King
@coreybking

@JeffWeinerOS I still want to know why your newspaper rag did not post the actual transcript of Witness 8's testimoney with Bernie...why?

8:43 PM - 06 Mar 13

by Taqiyyologist March 6, 2013

Tescione

The devil, SHE WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE AND TAKE ALL YOUR FREE TIME UNTIL YOU WANT TO GWT SUICIDE.

She is also the most Satan being on earth.

Hey dude have you ever seen the devil?
Oh yeah her name IS INES FUCKING TESCIONE

by Seven seven seven November 1, 2020

testimoney

Refers to one or more cash-bribes paid to someone who is willing to lie in court on behalf of his/her "benefactor", either to get said cash-flasher off the hook for a crime that he did indeed commit, or to wrongfully convict someone else who either is completely innocent or could not have been expected to behave differently from how he acted (i.e, he has a physical/mental disability, he'd had no idea whatsoever that he was doing other than what was acceptable, there were extenuating circumstances and/or there was "more to the story" than the plaintiffs were letting on, etc.).

If you are sufficiently attractive and/or possess a sufficiently-convincing manner, you may not need to seek "regular" employment --- you may be able to subsist very comfortably on the testimoney of others who need a "vindicating/corroborating witness".

by QuacksO December 26, 2018

tesimale

Top class people that like to have fun and be out doors. If they are looking for love they usually find it with top of the class students and star athletes. Tesimale’s love their white lovers, they go with the basics like Johnson’s or Smiths

Did you see Tesimale go on a drive with that smith boy, they are totally in love

by Jake friendly April 16, 2021