Terminal Vulvocity

The tangential speed at which the female genitalia reaches as it spins around a stripper pole, just before she falls off.

I saw a performance last night at the club that was unbelievable! I saw not 1, but two dancers achieve terminal vulvocity, and seriously fall on their sweet little asses.

by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II January 16, 2012

terminal velocity

Terminal velocity is when you are diagnosed with going the maximum speed in a defined direction using only gravitational potential. It is life threatening as it is a terminal disease.

Paul: What's wrong?
Kevin: I've been diagnosed
Paul: With what?
Kevin: Terminal Velocity.
Paul: RIP

by chef boyardeehycbgerjetyjetyj7 May 2, 2017

Terminal Velocity Neck Crack

When you fall right onto your neck at terminal velocity

If you claim to have been the victim of a Terminal Velocity Neck Crack, then you must be a ghost, because nobody could survive such an event.

by yrgh October 19, 2024

terminal wine velocity

After having a few glasses of wine and reaching a buzz, this is the effect of gravity versus mind not allowing you to feel any more buzz. The wine begins to taste like juice and you feel no more effects regardless of continued consumption.

hayley: My cheeks felt rosy after those first 2 glasses of wine, but I no longer feel any increasing effects now that I am onto my third.

justin: that is because you have reached your terminal wine velocity.

by hayley s. November 2, 2010