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Stage 5 Super Terminal Cancer 

When you see something so irredeemably cringey on the internet that you reach levels of cancer not previously thought possible.
Whenever I read a trend on Twitter, I get Stage 5 Super Terminal Cancer

Stage 4 terminal cancer 

me: I have Stage 4 terminal cancer

you: shut up, bro you're lying
Stage 4 terminal cancer by r/whooosh November 28, 2019

terminal brain cancer 

terminal brain cancer by b1g t1ts November 13, 2017

Terminal Majora Cancer 

The lack of human reflexes, knowledge and general motor skills are some of the symptoms a victim would experience in the later stages of this disease. it is quite common for a victim to become psychotic, driven mad by the pure stupidity that lingers in their brain.
"dude that's sad, the Terminal Majora Cancer hit him hard man"
Terminal Majora Cancer by joffry September 27, 2017

T.A.C. Terminal Ass Cancer 

The disease you get when you have anal. There is no way of avoiding this, condoms and birth control are useless. If you get T.A.C. you will have to get both of you but cheeks surgically removed with a chain saw.
Mrs. STD- don’t have butt sex kids or you will get T.A.C.

Kids- what’s T.A.C.
Mrs. STD- I’m glad you asked Tina, it’s terminal ass cancer. As you can see I am missing both of my butt cheeks, I bet can you imagine why

Kids- You had T.A.C. Terminal Ass Cancer