terminal 5

When something fails in an epic way. See Heathrow Airport.

"Come on baggage carousel, don't terminal 5 on me"

by Matthew1471 April 14, 2008

Terminal 5

When an event or a new piece of equipment has been hyped up, had a huge amount of money spent on it and it fails miserably to do what it is supposed to do. Word is in reference to the London Heathrow Terminal 5 fiasco.

Eric: 'Have you seen the new storage system; I've heard it's a Terminal 5 ?'

Geoff: 'Oh yeah mate, just been out to see it, they've got the technician in, it's out of order for the rest of the week!'

by Bobby B Snr March 28, 2008

terminal 5

The new airport terminal at London Heathrow. Slated because its a total waste of space

A ladies vagina

A cunt

slapper after a night of hardcore sex:
fuckin ell I had a jumbo jet right up my terminal 5 last night
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ooooooh what a terminal 5 of a day I have had today
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Terminal5, is it? cunt more like

by stainesmassive April 5, 2008

Stage 5 Super Terminal Cancer

When you see something so irredeemably cringey on the internet that you reach levels of cancer not previously thought possible.

Whenever I read a trend on Twitter, I get Stage 5 Super Terminal Cancer

by my name is not billy July 27, 2020

Terminal Lumbago

A slow and painful death. Doesn’t allow you to work but Arthur and John think you’re a lazy piece of shit. Usually you have to say it’s “the lumbago.”

“Definitely not a job for a man with Terminal Lumbago.”

by You got Lumbago July 10, 2019

Terminal 7

Terminal 7 is the seventh stage of brain cancer, causing constant hallucinations and visions. People with Terminal 7 find it hard or impossible to differentiate reality from fiction. The most famous case of Terminal 7 was that of Luigi Jumpman, brother of Mario Jumpman, who believed he was a hero of "The Mushroom Kingdom".

I'm sorry, but your brother has Terminal 7.

by Guron March 28, 2017

Terminal Blowout

Explosive diarrhea that is so massive and powerful, that it distorts the space-time continuum.

Following the consumption of some sketchy Thai food, Jay’s terminal blowout obliterated an entire public restroom...and he hasn’t been seen since.

by Done it all dave November 1, 2020