A needy person, usually a hook-up who is getting too serious too quickly.

Short for "Stage 5 Clinger" - (see "Stage 5 Clinger")
I think I have to ditch her. She's called me three times today, and won't stop asking who I'm with and when she can see me again. She's a stage 5, for sure.
by keitheydee August 09, 2010
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They're not gaypers...they know of Stage 5. They always Rave Safe and Peace Easy.
by A Stage 5'er March 16, 2009
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When someone is tryin to roll out really badly and everyone else is chillin.
Person 1: "Lets leave the party, I want to go home."
People at the party: "Wow this fuckin toolbelt is really in stage 5."
by ATOWN4LIFE September 16, 2007
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When you pick up the fattest girl of the night and she wants to become your girlfriend.
Heidi had her sights on Brad as her next boyfriend victim. He didn't want any girl that was needy or on Clingon Stage 5.
by will bitten August 25, 2017
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Someone who uses an obsessive amount of Smiley face icons during a conversation.
Me: How was your day?
Her: Great :)
Her: Yours ;)
Me:Its been so-so
Her: :(
Her: Im sorry, you should cheer up 8)
Me: uhoh, looks like I got a stage 5 smiley on my hands..
by GRabbit35 March 03, 2010
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When you start dating someone and they end up being a total STALKER and CLINGY. They often start slowly and work their way up to letting you know they are a Stage 5 Clinger.
1. They will begin by being sweet to you and calling you. Everything will seem perfectly fine,
you will think 'WOW I have an Amazing Gf/Bf.
2. Suddenly they begin by asking you "WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER MY TEXT!"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME BACK!"
"WHERE ARE YOU!"
3. They can also be very DEADLY to You or Themselves.
(They might even hurt themselves if you don't break it off early enough.)
"He's acting like a Stage 5 Clinger, One moment he's leaving me alone and then the next moment he's threatening me because I didn't text him back. HELP ME!"
by rawrkitten101 April 01, 2015
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A girlfriend (or boyfriend) who won't leave you alone. He or she constantly has to know what, when, how, and with who you are doing anything and everything. He or she constantly calls you and wants you in his/her sights 24 hours of every day. This term could also apply to an obsessive admirer.

See the terms Charlene and Annoying for further reference.
Ryan: Hey Dan, what are you doing tonight? Wanna play some COD 4?

Dan: No, I cant. Erica is coming over tonight.

Ryan: Wasn't she over every night this week?

Dan: Yeah.

Ryan: Jesus christ, she's a fuckin stage 5 cling-on.
by Ryan Greeneway March 04, 2008
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