Skip to main content

turdberg 

A turd so large that it ends up poking its head above the water in a toilet. Similar to an iceberg, except found in much "shittier" locations.
"Wow, I just took a huge dump and there's a turd that's sticking partway above the water!" "Sounds like you just made a turdberg... fat chance you'll get that sucker to flush!"
turdberg by Brian Feldman July 23, 2008
Related Words

Terd Berg 

A large bowel movement that fills the bowl of the toilet so much so that the peak is above water. The bulk of the mass remains underwater, like an iceberg.
After delivering an epic food baby, Ryan realized he had given birth to a terd berg.
Terd Berg by Max Rake February 14, 2009

turdberg 

A floating piece of human feces, with a density such that 8/9 of its volume is submerged underwater.
Mom: "Did lil' Parker go?"
Dad: "Yeah, there are like three turdbergs in here."
turdberg by DOOOD December 26, 2005

Turdberg 

When ones poop piles up to the point it sticks out above the toilet water like an iceberg made of poop.
After taking a dump, husband yells out to his wife
"Honey, come check out this turdberg before I flush."
Turdberg by Ipoopalot November 19, 2012

Terdergency 

When you need to poo really badly and it becomes a terdergency
Man1: Ahh toilet quickly
Man2: why?
Man1: it is a terdergency
Terdergency by Number10 June 8, 2015

Terberging 

When one covers their schlong with an assortment of gluten free items and promptly inserts it in between two burger buns
dude check it out! I'm Terberging!