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A girl whos vagina is so tight, getting anything in there is a huge mission, usually requiring energy drinks and sweat bands
I bet shes like a tentbag, probably touches herself with a headphone jack
Tentbag by Sir Fist August 15, 2010
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the displacement of sheets or other bed clothes created by an erect penis; often associated with 'morning glory'.
You could tell he had just woken up by the size of his tentage
tentage by negroponti November 5, 2008
Someone who thinks they send the best texts.
they are like a douchebag
"hey did you get my text?"
"It was amazing, wasn't it?"
-Fred
"Stupid Textbag!"
-other
Textbag by nothinbutahotmess July 28, 2010
a ten- pound deal of heroin/crack
have you got a tenbag for sale, mate?
tenbag by clarky November 5, 2003
Ten pounds worth of alcohol, phrase often used by underage drinkers, originates from drug culture
Hey mate, can you go shops and get me a tenbags worth of alcohol please.
Tenbag by RossyBlackmore July 28, 2011
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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