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Tennessee Toothpick 

An oral hyegene instrument, the origins of which are the mons pubis of the female genitalia.
I pulled out one of my wifes pubes and got that chunk of meat out of my teeth with that Tennessee Toothpick
Tennessee Toothpick by GringoTENN January 18, 2009

Tennessee Toothpick 

Considered an old wise joke— A Tennessee toothpick is the bone from a raccoon pecker. The bone in male raccoon genitalia is tiny enough it COULD be used as a toothpick....
“I sure which I could get this food unstuck from my teeth.”

“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”

“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”

“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*
Tennessee Toothpick by LPeezy February 2, 2023

Tennessee Toothpick 

Using a packet of sugar as a toothpick to clean your teeth
The man grabbed a Tennessee toothpick off the table so he could clean his chompers....giddy'up!

Tennessee Toothpick 

The Act of having your partner sit on your face, and remove your sphincter hair by tooth.
Well last night got pretty wild at the bachelor party, that fuckin open bar and the dancers had all of us doin Tennessee Toothpicks on the table tops.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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