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Tennessee Toothpicker 

A competition between 2 heterosexual males in the 69 position, in which whoever cums first is gay.
Man, I'm three rounds undefeated at the Tennessee Toothpicker, but I'm worried because Gerald has that sloptop, Dyson vaccume, diesel motor, eye of the hurricane headgame and I dont wanna loose and be gay.
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Tennessee Toothpick 

An oral hyegene instrument, the origins of which are the mons pubis of the female genitalia.
I pulled out one of my wifes pubes and got that chunk of meat out of my teeth with that Tennessee Toothpick
Tennessee Toothpick by GringoTENN January 18, 2009

Tennessee Toothpick 

Considered an old wise joke— A Tennessee toothpick is the bone from a raccoon pecker. The bone in male raccoon genitalia is tiny enough it COULD be used as a toothpick....
“I sure which I could get this food unstuck from my teeth.”

“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”

“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”

Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*
Tennessee Toothpick by LPeezy February 2, 2023

Tennessee Toothpick 

Using a packet of sugar as a toothpick to clean your teeth
The man grabbed a Tennessee toothpick off the table so he could clean his chompers....giddy'up!

Tennessee Toothpick 

The Act of having your partner sit on your face, and remove your sphincter hair by tooth.
Well last night got pretty wild at the bachelor party, that fuckin open bar and the dancers had all of us doin Tennessee Toothpicks on the table tops.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026