Tenjing

Tenjing is an Asian soccer player who dates the most annoying chick in your school, but is an awesome person to hang out with. He's going grey at 17 but that's just because he's Asian. Tenjing is very in shape and is good at everything he does, he has a nice ass and works at the Italian restaurant down the street. He eats like garbage but is still in shape probably because he works out instead of sitting down doing nothing. He plays tennis but recently hasn't won any games. Heavy drug user, however his girlfriend can't stand it.

Thank fuck i'm not Asian I don't to be like Tenjing

by fagito May 19, 2019

tenjing CHEWnag

My faaaaaav boy ever!! DR TENJING. This guy saved a grape gum for me! My bestie 4 lyf. Thank you for subscribing to my “gf” channel. Like but don’t share! The non hesitant bewbie grabber of all times! The cute tt snore guy has all my heart <33 Please be subscribed forever. You’re the best I’ve ever had and manifesting always will! Your forever fly <3

tenjing CHEWnag is a stupid boy

by kkthefly September 26, 2023

porco Tensing [porco Tensing]

porco Tensing, is a meme exclamation, originated from the video "Pingu sottotitolato (di nuovo)" where a portion from a Pingu episode is subtitled in italian. Being Pingu language Gibberish the subtitles are obviously fake, and made funny
Porco means pig and it's often used in blasphemy. Tensing is the italian name for the Dragon Ball character Tenshinhan.

You broke a plate, porco Tensing porco Tensing!

by Dakota264 April 10, 2020

ball tending

Using your hand to cup your balls as a makeshift suspensory or scrotal support to keep from rupturing yourself from grunting and forcing out an unusually large turd or from constipation.Can also be used to protect balls from over-spray in wicked projectile diarrhea situations.In this scenario the ball sack is pulled up between the legs,safely sheltered from splatter and back-splash.

I can tell from they way my bowels are growling I'm gonna be doing some ball tending very soon.

by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011

tenzing

super pretty, funny, kind hearted once you get to know this person
a great friend and fabulous person

oh hot damn tenzing is the bobdiggity

by foshodohbohhoe March 31, 2010

tending cattle

Going to the bar with the intention of picking up a hot chick...then going home with a fat girl.

Im hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle. -BHG

by JJames September 17, 2005

tenting

When the erect penis causes containing fabrics such as underwear or bedsheets to be raised in a tent-like shape.

What're you looking at me like that for? I'm just tenting?

by Jeff Buckley January 6, 2008