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Tenafly Middle

One of the best schools in NJ (curriculum-wise). If you don't believe in racism, attend this school for just a year and you'll see what I mean. There are at most 6 black people in this school, and maybe 30 Hispanics? The teachers push you over the limit and tutors will make you skip your therapist appointments to learn a new math equation. Most gym teachers are pedophiles and don't even get me started with the lunch people. Good school based on the teachings, but if you're not one of the asian, jewish, or white kids attending, you probably wish you were anywhere else.
"My life has been so boring for the past 7 years."

"Were rich but not happy"

"This school Tenafly Middle is boring af"

"What time is it"
Tenafly Middle by sincerely,kentr3ll December 31, 2021

Tenafly Middle School 

The only thing comparable to this middle school, is an insane asylum somewhere in Pakistan. If you are a guy, you are either a rich Jewish kid who chews 20 packs of gum a day, an asian kid who has to go to 5 tutors a day. It's something worth noting that most of the asian kids have escaped from North Korea, and are hiding in this shitty town in hope of escaping their previous life. If you are a girl, you are either a bitch, or a gamer girl. The teachers are out of touch and were probably born in the 1770s, and would probably turn into dust if you touched them. The gym teachers are pretty much all pedophiles, who would be very pleased to watch you change in the locker room. The only good teachers are the chill science teachers, who you would probably invite to go drinking with if you were of age. Every other teacher is a female, and once you notice it will never get out of your mind. There are always a million pencils in the ceiling, probably years old. 10/10 school its got a good curriculum.
Help I go to Tenafly Middle School and I think that Mr.W likes me.
Tenafly Middle School by Necrogatz December 6, 2020

Tenafly Middle School 

The only thing comparable to this middle school, is an insane asylum somewhere in Pakistan. If you are a guy, you are either a rich Jewish kid who chews 20 packs of gum a day, an asian kid who has to go to 5 tutors a day. It's something worth noting that most of the asian kids have escaped from North Korea, and are hiding in this shitty town in hope of escaping their previous life. If you are a girl, you are either a bitch, or a gamer girl. The teachers are out of touch and were probably born in the 1770s, and would probably turn into dust if you touched them. The gym teachers are pretty much all pedophiles, who would be very pleased to watch you change in the locker room. The only good teachers are the chill science teachers, who you would probably invite to go drinking with if you were of age. Every other teacher is a female, and once you notice it will never get out of your mind. There are always a million pencils in the ceiling, probably years old. 10/10 school its got a good curriculum.
Help I go to Tenafly Middle school and I think that Mr.W likes me
Tenafly Middle School by Necrogatz December 6, 2020

Tenafly Middle School 

The only thing comparable to this middle school, is an insane asylum somewhere in Pakistan. If you are a guy, you are either a rich Jewish kid who chews 20 packs of gum a day, an asian kid who has to go to 5 tutors a day. It's something worth noting that most of the asian kids have escaped from North Korea, and are hiding in this shitty town in hope of escaping their previous life. If you are a girl, you are either a bitch, or a gamer girl. The teachers are out of touch and were probably born in the 1770s, and would probably turn into dust if you touched them. The gym teachers are pretty much all pedophiles, who would be very pleased to watch you change in the locker room. The only good teachers are the chill science teachers, who you would probably invite to go drinking with if you were of age. Every other teacher is a female, and once you notice it will never get out of your mind. There are always a million pencils in the ceiling, probably years old. 10/10 school its got a good curriculum.
Help I go to Tenafly Middle school and I think that Mr.W likes me
Tenafly Middle School by Necrogatz December 6, 2020

Tenafly Middle School 

The only thing comparable to this middle school, is an insane asylum somewhere in Pakistan. If you are a guy, you are either a rich Jewish kid who chews 20 packs of gum a day, an asian kid who has to go to 5 tutors a day. It's something worth noting that most of the asian kids have escaped from North Korea, and are hiding in this shitty town in hope of escaping their previous life. If you are a girl, you are either a bitch, or a gamer girl. The teachers are out of touch and were probably born in the 1770s, and would probably turn into dust if you touched them. The gym teachers are pretty much all pedophiles, who would be very pleased to watch you change in the locker room. The only good teachers are the chill science teachers, who you would probably invite to go drinking with if you were of age. Every other teacher is a female, and once you notice it will never get out of your mind. There are always a million pencils in the ceiling, probably years old. 10/10 school its got a good curriculum.
Help I go to Tenafly Middle School and I think that Mr.W likes me
Tenafly Middle School by Necrogatz December 6, 2020
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