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(1) A large piece of irish meat generally used by one party to please or bring enjoyment or happyness to others. (2) An organic impliment used by one person, a couple or a group of persons to bring enjoyment, pleasure or happyness to others. (3) A sexual organ used to brighton one's day. (4) Occassionally the Keogh can be used on the rear end of a human or farm animal for the gratification of that human or farm animal. (5) A porking object.
"I have been pleased by your Keogh once again"

"Bring out the Keogh for all of our enjoyment"

"If you don't behave you'll get the Keogh"

"What's up with you?". "I just got Keoghed by two guys in a van".
Keogh by BlagBloBlen December 31, 2011
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The state of being a sketch or to act like a marsala
That kid Thomas is such a keogh walking around touching little girls.
keogh by stephano deboldo July 6, 2008
See that guy keogh he’s so gay.
Keogh by Haryyy jeo April 22, 2020

Jonny Keogh 

A very smart person- there's no one that can beat one. In fact, there only is one.
Look at that dude over there, he's definatly a Jonny Keogh.
Jonny Keogh by __Anonymous__ May 7, 2005
A man with a slightly larger penis than Mark Fleming (that's not saying much). Max has a tendency to be suspicious like an imposter from the hit video game Amog Us.
"Im gone to the bathroom to sword fight Max Keogh"
Max Keogh by MC Flanagan September 15, 2022

Beth keogh 

Beth is a secret ninja that can stay up for seven whole hours. Plays My little pony.Sometimes eats dessert before her dinner weres odd sock on her toes. She drinks special brew because she cant afford a bottle of the champane to.she gets out the kitchen if she cant take the heat. she hast had a good night till shes sick in the street.give you sooo much change you cant even hold it in your hand.assasin of the dance floor rite silently assainate every drink insite eyes like a hawk a cerial drink theif. like robbin hood apart form that robbin for her self. Hell Yeah playing a flute. Awsome :) NINJA
Beth keogh by Themidnightbeast August 18, 2010

conor keogh 

A smelly faggot that CAN'T read
sham lad, I just got a bag of chips from Verona! My name is conor Keogh
conor keogh by 21kubes April 20, 2018
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