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The name of the ninth month of the year – September – comes from the old Roman word “septem”, meaning “seven”, because in the Roman calendar it was the seventh month. ... In many parts of the world, September AKA 'Tember' is the first month of autumn and it is associated with being fucking badboy. enjoy your 'Tember' lads and lasses
"Lukas, It is known not to go on holiday in 'Tember' ..everything happens in this month, cancel everything!"
Tember by qatrez September 6, 2018
Words you can keep
1. a medical condition where you have one lung
2. a misspelling of "temper" by james
Don't smoke if you have tember!
tember by Susan April 24, 2005

Noth-Tember 

Today is national be nice to your brother day as well as everyday
- Stas Byegantsov
Let’s go pull a prank on your brother. Wait we can’t because it’s Noth-Tember.
Noth-Tember by Stas Byegantsov September 28, 2023

Ill-tempered 

It’s an adjective and it means having or showing a bad temper; being annoyed and irritable; being cranky or disagreeable. You know the sort of person, they come into work pissed off with everything and everybody and just looking for an excuse to blame somebody for everything that is wrong in their crappy lives, the world, the universe. Thoroughly unpleasant shitbags.
He’s nothing but an ill-tempered scrote.
Ill-tempered by AKACroatalin April 29, 2015

Room Temperature Challenge 

When a person is killed its body temperature lowers to that of the room it's in. Clearly you never want to win the room temperature challenge.
The robber thought he could get away with the money but ended up taking the room temperature challenge.

Guppti Tamberooly Jooortelsk

Ethan:Guppti Tamberooly Jooortelsk

Mark: ah Scandinavian

timberlake 

(v)

To redo something in bad shape to make it pretty again - to bring sexy back

After the Justin Timberlake song, "Sexyback"
Matt: Hey Kregg, did you see that section I redid?
Kregg: Yeah, you timberlaked that.
Matt: Yeah, I brought the sexy back.
timberlake by Section7 December 16, 2012
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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