Teletonken 

The German way of saying telephone.

"Man, when will she get off the teletonken?"

Teletonken by Tmac02892 October 22, 2009

Telefunken u47 

a metaphor for a large dildo. it refers to the u47 microphone made by the German company called Telefunken, it was originally used by Frank Zappa in his album Joe's garage. the cylindrical shape plus the fact that the name sounds like fucken you, lend to the humor

Larry: we got a present for you

marry: what is it, what are you ganna give me
Larry: it looks just like a Telefunken u47... you'll love it
marry: with leather?

Telefunken u47 by aman of the box May 21, 2010

teletoke 

to simultaneously toke with another person in a separate location while communicating via phone, sms, im, or video chat or other means.

Me and Zach teletoked last night.

teletoke by golieman9 February 24, 2009

telefunken 

Telefunken; (tel - eh - FUNK - en)

1. Outrageously enjoyable;
2. Super funky;
3. Out-of-this-world exciting;
4. A word used when one has had an exceptionally agreeable experience;

"Gosh, our day at the carnival was telefunken. It was the most exciting day of my life!"

telefunken by Eve and Emily January 31, 2006

Telefunken 

A better way to say phone

Aye bossman where’s me telefunken gone

Telefunken by Leelo140 July 14, 2019

Telemonkey 

Derogatory term referring to a telesales person.

I hung up because there was just a telemonkey on the other end

Telemonkey by AdriHD May 3, 2019

Telefunken 

When you have just had sex and she does not shut up and you want her to leave, you start hitting her on the tits.

Friend: How was it last night?
You: She did not want to shut up so I did a Telefunken to see if she would get away.

Telefunken by Chezarin March 23, 2018