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Telefunken 

A better way to say phone
Aye bossman where’s me telefunken gone
Telefunken by Leelo140 July 14, 2019

Telefunken 

When you have just had sex and she does not shut up and you want her to leave, you start hitting her on the tits.
Friend: How was it last night?
You: She did not want to shut up so I did a Telefunken to see if she would get away.
Telefunken by Chezarin March 23, 2018

Telefunken u47 

a metaphor for a large dildo. it refers to the u47 microphone made by the German company called Telefunken, it was originally used by Frank Zappa in his album Joe's garage. the cylindrical shape plus the fact that the name sounds like fucken you, lend to the humor
Larry: we got a present for you

marry: what is it, what are you ganna give me
Larry: it looks just like a Telefunken u47... you'll love it
marry: with leather?

Telefucked 

When the UC Berkeley registration system, Telebears, royally fucks up your life hard.
UC Berkeley student #1: Dude, I'm enrolled in 0 units...
UC Berkeley student #2: I have 8AM classes 5 days a week -____________-
UC Berkeley student #3: You both been Telefucked!
Telefucked by calgirl6130 August 3, 2011

Telefucking 

Phone sex
Have you ever even seen this chick? Sounds to me like your just telefucking her!
Telefucking by mr_boatride May 15, 2010

telefunkin 

wHEN UR FUCKIN A BIATCH N WATCHIN THE TV AT THE SAME TIME. YOU'RE A VERY FUNNY MOTHER FUCKER, BUT ALSO A TELEFUNKER.
NOUN- Telefunk... (insult) "man, That Kim Tran is a damn telefunk"
VERB- Telefunkin... "You were telefunkin that biatch last night"
telefunkin by BENSTONE June 2, 2004
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
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