Telefunken

A better way to say phone

Aye bossman where’s me telefunken gone

by Leelo140 July 14, 2019

telefunken

Telefunken; (tel - eh - FUNK - en)

1. Outrageously enjoyable;
2. Super funky;
3. Out-of-this-world exciting;
4. A word used when one has had an exceptionally agreeable experience;

"Gosh, our day at the carnival was telefunken. It was the most exciting day of my life!"

by Eve and Emily January 31, 2006

Telefunken u47

a metaphor for a large dildo. it refers to the u47 microphone made by the German company called Telefunken, it was originally used by Frank Zappa in his album Joe's garage. the cylindrical shape plus the fact that the name sounds like fucken you, lend to the humor

Larry: we got a present for you

marry: what is it, what are you ganna give me
Larry: it looks just like a Telefunken u47... you'll love it
marry: with leather?

by aman of the box May 21, 2010

Telefunken

When you have just had sex and she does not shut up and you want her to leave, you start hitting her on the tits.

Friend: How was it last night?
You: She did not want to shut up so I did a Telefunken to see if she would get away.

by Chezarin March 23, 2018