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telepathic hug 

a hug in which you are hugging in a state of mind, not physically touching, it is also sometimes deemed as being more important as a real physical hug
i gave patrick a telepathic hug even though i was in ohio and he was in minnesota

Telepathic Rape

When you imagine a specific girl to masturbate too. Typically your crush or a celebrity.
Female: I bet he jerks off to me, I'm reporting him to the cops for telepathic rape!
Smart Female: No you dumb bitch, that's not a thing.
Telepathic Rape by Eextreme September 7, 2021

telepathic rape

the thing you most likely found on reddit or any social media mostly in a form of a meme saying

"Thinking about someone while masturbating is called telepathic rape and effects the victim"
Hay look I found this really stupid thing called Telepathic rape on Reddit

Telepathic Rape

A bullshit term, developed for the use of arseholes to create unnecessary conflict and unenforceable policies.
Hey, have you heard of Telepathic Rape?
Yeah, at least it'll never happen to you.
Telepathic Rape by Bullshit Patrol August 17, 2022

Telepathic 

Exchanging your internal voice and mental images with people at a distance
I hear the FBI in my head I think the Illuminati is communicating with me telepathically

telepathic sex

Long distance sex, usualy done by two people of the opposite sex. Done by picturing the other person at the other end, and masturbating at the same time.
1. "Hi Jeanny, let's do telepathic sex tonight at 11pm."
2. "I did telepathic sex with my boyfriend Bobby last nite, I squirted good."
telepathic sex by Wild Card July 28, 2008
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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