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A big fucker who wins his 50/50s at all costs.
This guy will do anything to break someone’s ankles. He plays football with a boner

Fuckin hell that tejohn lad got a stiffy

Tejohn by Hdjjsnsi777 November 22, 2021

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Tejohn

A big fucker who wins his 50/50s at all costs.
This guy will do anything to break someone’s ankles. He plays football with a boner and a stiffy

Fuckin hell that tejohn lad got a stiffy

Tejohn by Hdjjsnsi777 November 22, 2021

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tejon

Tejon is a nice, handsome looking young man. He is one that give's good advice to his friends. Tejon is a humble man. His friend's know him for his good company and he is also alluring. Most people consider him as ladies' man.

Hey, look, there's Tejon, the ladies' man.

tejon by MysteryMagic December 26, 2013

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tajohna

a cute dark skinned chick that is unrestitable. she is loving, caring, and smart

Tajohna has a warm heat.

tajohna by coolkidsontheblock June 10, 2018

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trejohn

Handsome. Smart. And a very intelligent type of guy. He will try to be your friend.

Hey Trejohn

trejohn by Hytr567898765 October 22, 2015

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Tejon

Tejon is a sexy person that has a very large penis. Everyone knows he gets a lot of girls and all of them choke on his large dick

Look it’s Tejon, he has a massive penis.

Tejon by LargeWilly November 1, 2017

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tejhonae

tejhonae is a jovial person who everyone loves she funny ,goofy , sweet and loving she may appear to be crazy but in a funny way she loves babies she is someone who is easy to fall in love she loves people deeply she will self scarifice herself for the person she loves tejhonae loves friends she is someone who will always be there people u can count the few who will be tgere for her she loves to take control and she is beautiful person insude and out but tends to call herself ugly anytime u meet a tejhonae dont let go off her shes a keeper and some one who people shouldnt hate

tejhonae is a princess

tejhonae by titianna February 13, 2019

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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